Twilight Sparkle awoke to the pleasant aroma of delicious cheeseburgers. She trotted down the stairs to the source of the smell, but Spike already ate all of the cheeseburgers.
"Spike, you fucking fatass! You know I have to eat at least three cheeseburgers for breakfast or I wont have the adequate amount of lulz to troll people all day!"
"Sorry Twil-" Spike began, but he was punted out the window nearly immediately. Twilight wasn't one to take shit from Spike, nor was she ready to tackle the day just yet. She hopped into her Batmobile over to the nearest Mc Donalds to gorge on delicious cheeseburgers, but Cherilee was laying unconscious on the table Twilight always ate at.
"Oh fuck no, Cherilee. You KNOW that's MY table!" Twilight shouted, moving Cherilee out of the way. When Twi moved Cherilee, Cherilee began to transform into a huge motherfucking alien monster thing. Chainsaws came out of her mouth, and chainsaws were Twilight's one weakness. Twilight ran to cover and pulled out her